Lunch time! #hibachi

Lunch time! #hibachi

My first knitting/crocheting project! #Before

My first knitting/crocheting project! #Before

Yes, I’m wearing these pants today. And now I have to use the restroom… #joesjeans
In case you can’t read it through my crappy blackberry cam and the script font, the tag says:“Unzip the ankle, and step in…it is going to be tight… force them onyou are going to love themthe tighter the sexier…” 

Yes, I’m wearing these pants today. And now I have to use the restroom… #joesjeans

In case you can’t read it through my crappy blackberry cam and the script font, the tag says:

“Unzip the ankle, and step in…
it is going to be tight… force them on
you are going to love them
the tighter the sexier…” 

Showed my mom this super cute father-daughter dance. Her response: “I want to be included!”

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Playing dress up! 

Playing dress up! 

Gun Barrel City Police. O_o Where am I?? #onlyintexas

Gun Barrel City Police. O_o Where am I?? #onlyintexas

Little does he know… We’re on this extra long walk to the groomer!! Lead the way Miles!

Little does he know… We’re on this extra long walk to the groomer!! Lead the way Miles!

At the Texas State Fair! When in Rome…

At the Texas State Fair! When in Rome…

YOU KNOW WHY!!! The best clip from “What happens in Vegas”

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

“Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.

They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?

They would have no sex life and could not bear children. Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad. And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.

Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: “How amazing am I?!”